Lottie Brooks Series By Katie Kirby 7 Books Collection Set - Ages 9-12 - Paperback

Titles in this set:

1. The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks
2. The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie Brooks
3. The Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie Brooks
4. Lottie Brooks's Totally Disastrous School-Trip
5. The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie Brooks
6. The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie Brooks
7. Lottie Brooks's Essential Guide to Life

Description:

The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks
Lottie Brooks is 11 ¾, and her life is ALREADY officially over.

Not only is she about to start high school without friends or glamorous swooshy hair, but she's also discovered she's too flat-chested to wear A BRA!

She might as well give up now and hibernate with her hamsters, Sir Barnaby Squeakington and Fuzzball the Third.

Lottie navigates the perils of growing up in this hilarious new illustrated series for preteens, filled with friendship, embarrassing moments, and KitKat Chunky.

The first book in the hilarious new series for children by the bestselling creator of Hurrah For Gin. Perfect for fans of Angus, Thongs, Perfect Snogging and Dork Diaries.

The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie Brooks
Lottie Brooks is back for spring term at secondary school and ready to face anything. No more trying to impress mean girl Amber. And absolutely no more being nicknamed Cucumber Girl.

A lead role in the spring musical gives Lottie a chance to dazzle her mega-crush Daniel with her talent as a singing crab, but it's not all singing and dancing at Kingswood High. Lottie's friendship with Molly and Jess seems to be falling apart no matter how hard she tries to keep her BFFs together.

Is Lottie on track for another epic friendship fail?

The Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie Brooks
Lottie Brooks is BACK for more embarrassing adventures as she goes on holiday and gets her first boyfriend!

THINGS THAT ARE RUBBISH IN MY LIFE:

Have the most disgusting little brother in the entire world
Have to get braces when I am on the brink of having my first kiss
Mum is making cottage pie for dinner. VOM.

Finally, summer has arrived, and Lottie has BIG plans - scrolling through Instagram, dreaming about MEGA-crush Daniel and sunbathing by the pool on their family holiday to France.

Then Lottie meets the new CRUSH Antoine. The language is a tiny bit of a barrier, but does it matter when he's THAT good-looking?

Lottie Brooks's Totally Disastrous School-Trip
Woe is me. So much is wrong in my life...

Still, looks like a tomato

I am stuck indoors whilst my friends go bowling without me (rude)

My parents are leaving me to go out on a 'Date Night'. GROSS!

After a summer of meeting handsome French boys and getting sunburnt, OK, OK - a lot sunburnt, Lottie's heading off on a week-long residential school trip. A whole week away from embarrassing parents and Toby's tasty air biscuits!

But the trip soon turns into a total disaster. The other girls staying at the camp are MEGA-MEAN, best friend Jess is spending all her time with new girl Isha, and Lottie's diary gets stolen!

Who knew a school trip could cause so much DRAMA?!

The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie Brooks
Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year, I would like:

Two hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack)
Baby Bella to stop shouting 'BUM' in public spaces
A new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit'
Antoine or Daniel (I can't decide!) to surprise me on Christmas Day with a grand romantic gesture
Cash (lots of it!)
A new diary (I'm really getting through them!)

Lots of love,

Lottie xxx

PS. Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year?

Lottie Brooks LOVES Christmas - there's presents, all the KitKat Chunkys you can eat AND no school for two weeks! But this year, Christmas might be a bit more chaotic than usual. The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break (along with some surprise visitors . . .), there's a Secret Santa to organise, and the hammies won't stop attacking Gavin, the Elf on the Shelf!

Will Lottie survive the festivities intact or will she have to hide in the fort of shame until it's all over?

The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie Brooks
Lottie Brooks is BACK and she's as BRILLIANT as ever!

At long last Lottie and Daniel are an official couple and everything seems to be going super well (except for Amber being increasingly mean and jealous, but what's new there?).

Amber decides it's ludicrous that Lottie has a boyfriend and she doesn't so she decides to hand out applications forms at school and audition the most eligible Batchelors for the role. Jess also decides to reveal to the rest of the group that she might be gay, and that she might also have a crush on someone at school.

Meanwhile Toby's new year's resolution is to get a dog, and for once Lottie and him see eye to eye, in fact the whole Brooks family are in agreement (except mum). Eventually they break mum down - enter the lovable cockapoo Pot Noodle who is lots of fun but VERY naughty and VERY destructive.

Lottie soon finds having a new boyfriend and a new dog means she has little time for anyone else, leaving the Queens of Eight Green pretty upset. How is Lottie meant to keep everybody happy and stop Pot Noodle from pooing on the carpet?!

Lottie Brooks's Essential Guide to Life
Hi, Lottie Brooks here! I've just found out that you've all been reading about my most EMBARRASSING moments for years . . . it's meant to be my TOTALLY SECRET PRIVATE DIARY!!

Seems like it's only fair then that it's YOUR TURN!

Lottie has been sharing her most cringe-inducing moments for years, and this book sums up all of Lottie's knowledge and wisdom for a totally ESSENTIAL guide to life. Lottie and her friends are here to help you through those tweenage years with their best advice on school, friendship, crushes and, most importantly, SNACKS.

Filled with BRAND-NEW stories and Lottie inspired activities, plus space for you to write and draw as well, grab a pen (and maybe a KitKat Chunky, for energy) and get ready to learn from Lottie!

What will you find inside:

• Tips and advice from Lottie
  
• Hilarious activities including Would you Rather, design your Drink of Dreams, list your top snacks, quizzes and more!
  
• Space to write and illustrate your very own diary
  
• Takeovers from Jess and Amber
  
• Mum's guidance on the ‘Amazing Journey to Womanhood' (hmm, actually you might want to skip that page)